myspazz

what my myspace profile would look like if i was a 15 year old boy...

i'm famous

check it out, i was on the news last night

grave architecture

i went to the lone fir cemetery...there's nothing like scrabble and semen to cheer a girl up.

serfas rx

dear serfas rx saddle,

i can't even describe how much you changed my life this morning. my vajayjay thanks you, my perineum thanks you, and my unborn children thank you. riding with you between my legs this morning was like having tiny little angels escorting my lady parts and buttocks to work on a fluffy cloud. my life will never be the same EVER again.

love,
me

family

father and son wait...




while mom has surgery.