Thursday, February 12, 2009

Friday, February 6, 2009

come on, internet

dear internet,

why haven't you created a brilliant mash-up / phone prank / movie that pokes fun of these sounds clips from barack obama's audiobook version of dreams from my father? you're falling behind. don't make me do the dirty work for you.

“There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.” (MP3)

“You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!” (MP3)

“This shit’s getting way too complicated for me.” (MP3)

“Sure you can have my number, baby!” (MP3)

“Blam!” (MP3)