Monday, August 24, 2009

top 5 things i hate about facebook

1. people posting about their sexcapades in their updates that are blasted to everyone. really? i did not need to know that you had sex during your lunch break today. especially if you are related to me, which makes it double-gross.

2. friend-collectors. friend-collectors have no intention of interacting with you at all, they just want to increase their friend-count.

3. old-old-acquaintances. along the same lines as friend-collectors, but slightly different (although these people can fall into the same category). people you SORT of knew in junior high or elementary school. you barely recognize their face, and they want to befriend you again. other people that fall into this category are old acquaintances from high school who you really did not care for in h.s. but want to befriend you again. really? no thx.

4. people who take quizzes every day and post about mafia wars EVERY DAY. i do not need to know which my little pony you are or which weapon you need in mafia wars.

5. people who feel the need to make their cleavage their avatar on facebook. kthx, we got it. you have boobs.