omgz

my work-crush just told me that he is moving a mere 2 steps from my apartment. this could be dangerous.

Annual Halloween Rant

Here comes my annual Halloween rant: STOP with the sexy Halloween costumes for women! Ugh.

Even Target has a "shop sassy costumes" section for women.

Be a sexy ninja turtle. Oooh, work that half shell, girrrrl.

 

Skittles tank dress. Taste the rainbow in her titties.

 

Ooh, sexy, seductive Chucky doll. Come and hack me, beh-beh.

"Yay, I'm Big Bird! Weeeee!" I've been waiting for the day when we could sexualize Sesame Street.

I don't know why...

..but I feel the need to post this picture of my dad that was taken in 1977. El.Oh.El.

Oh, Beavertron.

Job Title: Social Media Marketing Specialist
Job Location: Beaverton

REQUIREMENTS:
* Bachelor's Degree in Journalism, Communications, English or closely related field
* Minimum of 3 years experience in a marketing environment that included copywriting, reporting editorial copy creation, technical writing, public relations or closely related work
* An equivalent combination of education and experience may be considered
* Skills to communicate specialized and technical information in both oral and written format to a broad audience
* Skills to educate and train a wide range of individuals in the company's core markets via effective oral and written communication skills

PREFERRED:
* Current shooting / hunting and birding / observation experience
* Familiarity with firearms