Saturday, October 8, 2011

Annual Halloween Rant

Here comes my annual Halloween rant: STOP with the sexy Halloween costumes for women! Ugh.

Even Target has a "shop sassy costumes" section for women.

Be a sexy ninja turtle. Oooh, work that half shell, girrrrl.


Skittles tank dress. Taste the rainbow in her titties.


Ooh, sexy, seductive Chucky doll. Come and hack me, beh-beh.



"Yay, I'm Big Bird! Weeeee!" I've been waiting for the day when we could sexualize Sesame Street.