Things You Can Be On Halloween Besides Naked (video)

My annual sexy Halloween costume rant

da fuck?

An email I just received...

deer sir we belong to pakistan. and maybe  you know that we are going to past.there are a lot of shop but there is no shop for sports bicycle i mean racing bicycle.if we want to buy it too much. i have a giant bike but i do not have good wheel.Please help me for use wheel .reply me must .i m waiting your mail.

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Hippos

I had the chance to witness hippos pooping underwater 2 weeks ago in San Diego. Wish I could have experienced them out of the water, though...

http://www.fuckyounofuck.me/post/18624729072/hippo-poops-like-a-motorboat-lenski

The Girls

For some reason I'm a little weirded out by a healthcare company that refers to my boobs as "The Girls"