grave architecture

i went to the lone fir cemetery...there's nothing like scrabble and semen to cheer a girl up.

serfas rx

dear serfas rx saddle,

i can't even describe how much you changed my life this morning. my vajayjay thanks you, my perineum thanks you, and my unborn children thank you. riding with you between my legs this morning was like having tiny little angels escorting my lady parts and buttocks to work on a fluffy cloud. my life will never be the same EVER again.

love,
me

family

father and son wait...




while mom has surgery.

i don't feel goood

surpriiiise

my aunt on her 50th b-day. . . she was surprised.

"oh no, vagina dentata!"

this might be the best movie i've ever seen. i'm pretty sure my friend natalie would have loved it.

the real me

this might be my new favorite website.

afro-cuban

ape man



baby

boticelli

east asian

manga cartoon

masculinese

modigliani

mucha

old