anarchy

this video made me laugh...


Snowpocalypse? Snowmageddon? from brewcaster on Vimeo

unfortunately, i've caved into the portland snowmageddon cheerfulness that i spoke of the other day. no matter how hard i tried to be angry today, i just couldn't. i even cracked a smile towards a stranger today. my neighbor shoveled the snow off of my front porch and i thanked her. a little 5 year old boy asked me if i could be his best friend and i said "yes" even though i didn't know his name. i helped a girl up when she fell off her sled. i made hot chocolate with marshmallows and a candy cane.

i'm scared of the person i am turning into. god, help me.

snow

i'm amused by the amount of skiers, snow shoers, and sledders gliding past my window every 15 minutes. i've even seen people skiing to work and snow boarding down ankeny. everyone is so fucking cheerful today, it makes me want to yell obscenities at them for some perverse reason. people are offering help, saying hello to strangers, and smiling. what the fuck is this place.

god, i feel like an idiot

i feel so dumb. i had no idea that these 2 people are both josh brolin. this blows my mind. how could i not know that brand walsh was josh brolin? my pop culture crown needs to be tossed into the trash. i'm going to hide under my covers now in SHAME.

in other brolin news, it's so eery how much he looks like dan white in the movie, milk. these 2 people are not the same person.

it's official...

my brother, frina, will be a cop on december 22nd :`(.

saddest day evz :`(

i can't believe my favorite burrito lady was arrested, along with the other employees at my favorite burrito cart, loco loco's. saddest day in history. i used to go to this cart twice a week back in 2005. i've cut that habit down considerably in 2008 and it's more like once every 2 months now, but i have fond memories of the woman at that cart. she always knew what i wanted and always greeted everyone with a big smile. who is going to ask "'miga, do you wan' salsa?" now?

FUCK. :(

sad sad sad.

How to make slippers out of maxi pads

my mum sent me this. she is obsessed with all things "aunt flo."

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the
foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area
to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces
to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you
desire, silk flowers (this is most
aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet
smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular,
(2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags

i love autumn

this video pretty much sums up how i feel about october and november.




halloween....


sarah palin and her dead kara-boo



sarah palin and todd palin



sarah palin and....sarah palin



some photos from today: