Alotta Fachina

I think Beyonce or Destiny's Child really needs to write a song about "Taking Charge of Your Fertility." I can hear it now, "All the woman who are gettin' pregnant, throw your hands up at meeee!"

This book should be required reading for anyone that falls into one of these categories:

- you are trying to get pregnant
- you are trying to NOT get pregnant
- you have a vagina
- you are in a relationship with someone that has a vagina

After 2 friends (one who is trying to get pregnant, and another who is trying NOT to) recommended this to me, I finally put it on hold at the library. I could not put this book down and read it all in one day. I wish someone would have told me about this stuff, oh, say 15 years ago (and I had what I thought was a pretty comprehensive sex education). But...better late than never, I suppose. Jesus Christ.

Srsly.

:`( pt 2

Happy Fiscal New Year

We had a party at work today inspired by this article in the Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/accountants-pack-times-square-for-fiscal-new-year,356/

spanish soap opera

my work feels very much like a spanish soap opera in the past 2 weeks. i think i might implode from all of the drama and gossip. :`(

fugly

here's my fugly coloring contest entry. it was a bitch to color, so i kind of gave up in the end.

3 yr anniversary

It's my 3 yr anniversary at my current job. My co-worker just sent me this ecard.



That is exactly what I look like in a power suit.

a substance known as pie