i can has cure, plz?

i've had some sort of crazy death flu/cold thing since last monday. i'm at work today because i've already missed enough work, but it seems to only be getting worse (even after a week)? the fever/aches are gone, but now i have the cough from hell, i'm losing my voice, and according to abbey, my fellow colleague, i sound like a man who has smoked 50 packs of cigs everyday of my life. my boss just looked at me and informed me that my eyeballs are all red and disgusting.

i'm convinced that i look and sound like a cross between this lady:



and this man:




i've already been to the doctor, which didn't help, so i guess i'll just wait it out another week...or something.