top 5 cures for getting over someone / a break up

5. Dance and sing along to J-Timb's "What goes around comes around" with friends. Couple this with secretly crying along to ABC's The Bachelorette.

4. Accidentally pour beer all over yourself, inhale it, snort it, all while celebrating your independence on the 4th of july at a keg softball match

3. Lose all of your money while playing blackjack up and down the strip in Vegas. Feel utterly depressed. THEN win your money back on your last night while playing the slots. The adrenaline rush alone is worth it.

2. Get fucking wasted with a co-worker at the Venetian while commiserating. Discover that they are going through a nasty divorce and realize that your problems are minuscule.

1. Snort lines of coke off of some hookers' asses in your posh hotel room. Keep the Roman shades up for full effect.