I forgot..

I forgot how much I hate job hunting.  I suppose I should be thankful for nearly 4 years of not having to do it.  There are many things I would rather be doing than job hunting...

1.  Eating dogshit.  yes, I would eat some dogshit now if it meant I didn't need to job hunt.
2.  Getting stung by 5 bees.
3.  Watching Dr. Phil.  Ew.  To be honest, I would rather eat dogshit than watch Dr. Phil.  But I would still rather watch Dr. Phil than job hunt.
4.   Drinking Coors Light every week for a year.
5.  Going to church.  Wait....maybe not.  Scratch that.