I'm going to have all of this to myself very soon, all for the price of a Motel 6. I don't know whether to be happy about this or to shoot my brains out while fucking a hooker?
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Beauty and grace embrace you at The Venetian, a masterpiece of exquisite luxury and impeccable service. The 36-story Venetian hotel tower sets the standard for suites and upscale amenities.
* Approximately 1400 square feet
* 170 square foot Bathroom
* Double door entrance with all Italian marble foyer
* Powder Room off the entryway
* A plush king-sized pillow-top bed
* Egyptian cotton sheets and a 400 count wool throw
* One 32” flat-screen LCD HDTV in the Bedroom
* One 42” flat-screen plasma HDTV in the Living Room
* One 32” flat-screen LCD HDTV in the Dining Area
* Jetted tub with separate glass-enclosed shower
* Adjacent water closet with telephone
* Double sink vanity
* Bath amenities by Agraria San Francisco™
* Comfortable robes and oversized bath sheets
* Sunken Living Room
* Semi-formal dining area with seating for four
* Complete wet bar
* Full-sized sofa-sleeper (based on availability)
* Oversized coffee table and ottoman
* Private work area with:
- Dual-line telephone
- Wireless high-speed internet access
- Personal fax / printer / copier
* CD player / alarm clock
* Remote-controlled Roman shades and curtains
* Fully-stocked refreshment center
* In-suite safe
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What they're not telling you is that it'll cost $30 to actualy consume anything in the fridge.
What are you going for, anyhow? If you're there on Jul 31-Aug 2, we should totally go party.
I am there July 9-12 for a tradeshow. It'll be my first time in Vegas.
I'll be sure to not consume anything in the fridge!
holy crap. that sounds pretty swanky!
you'll actually have a good time in vegas, i bet. just don't take any roofies.
OMG, but I was planning on recreating THE HANGOVER, Erin ;(
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