old people

where do the cute old people in portland hang out? i'd like to know. i never see them anymore. this town is full of 20-30 somethings with their angular hair cuts, tattoos, and faux-rebellious attitudes. i'm tired of seeing them. i miss old people. in fact, whenever i have to communicate with my landlord, who is probably around 78-80, i end up getting a little teary eyed. i might have a tiny crush on him. this might have a little something to do with his irish accent or the fact that he often sings when he comes over to my home. i might also miss old people. i'm thinking about adopting a grandparent since i do not have one. i just don't really know how i go about doing that. should i spend more time at denny's? i just don't know.

note: the picture above is the only other old person that i see on a regular basis besides my landlord. i am severely lacking cute old people in my life. on another note, i looked almost exactly like this picture the day after my 29th birthday.